Taiwan’s Animated Super Bowl Recap is Something Only They Could’ve Come Up With

Taiwanese animation company NMA has been making animated news recaps rife with metaphor and WTF moments for awhile now, and they continue the tradition thusly with their recap of Super Bowl Roman Numeral 46. You’ve got players being killed on the field of play by a steam roller, Patriots guys getting murdered with lasers, and God, who evidently hates Tom Brady by only providing him with a super model wife, the reputation of football royalty, and just 4 Olympic-sized pools filled with money.

And Manningham catching a ball with a net.

Congratulations, New York Giants on your win and yadda yadda.