People Actually Still Want to Act Like Lady Gaga and Butchers Warn Against It

Watch the video to hear a public service announcement: despite the fact that it just looks so sexy, it’s in fact not a good idea to wear a meat dress for Halloween the way Lady Gaga did at some awards show I didn’t watch. Who knew?

The completely disinterested narrator tells of people that - really, no foolin’! - saw The Girl Whose Music People Like For Some Reason wear a “meat dress” at Whatever Awards Bonanza 2010 and want to wear a similar dress because hey. You see, she wore that dress about a month ago, which is too late for manufacturers to suckle at the cash cow udders, so idiots megafans have to improvise, because wearing something else that isn’t made of meat, stupid is totally not an option.

That brings us here, to this video, in which butchers actually warn you of the obvious: it’s pretty fucking stupid to wear a dress made of meat. I don’t need to say why, right? … right? I’ll let the butchers explain why, and in case you Gagaheads or whatever you’re called still don’t understand, just leave me a comment and I’ll draw you a diagram with nice, brightly-colored crayons while explaining the downsides to wearing a meat dress in a soothing, sing-song voice.

Hat tip to Soup for retweeting this from NJ.com.